Protect your family!
This blog contains explicit depictions of things which are real.
These real things are commonly known as life.
So if it looks sarcastic, don’t take it seriously.
If it looks dangerous, do not try this at home or at all!

And if it offends you,
just
don’t
read it.

Nie ma nagrody za rozszyfrowanie, skąd zapożyczyłem i sparafrazowałem ten tekst ;)